Philebrity’s Joey Sweeney picks his five All Time Worst Songs for the 885 Countdown

With voting for the XPN’s 885 countdown ending tomorrow, we’re bringing you some local celebrity lists to help inspire your own picks for the 885 All Time Greatest (and Worst) Songs.  Philebrity editor (and local musician) Joey Sweeney zealously submitted, in all caps, his five choices for All Time Worst Songs, which you can check out below.  Contribute your own All Time Best and Worst songs list here before voting ends tomorrow.

From Sweeney:

ALL SMASH MOUTH, SUBLIME AND SUGAR RAY SONGS

THAT’S MY DAUGHTER IN THE WATER BY WHATS HIS FACE 
(editor’s note: by Loudon Wainwright III)

ALL OF THOSE FOO FIGHTERS AND PEARL JAM SONGS THAT ARE REALLY JUST ONE LONG BAD SONG

EVERYTHING DIPLO DID AFTER PIRACY FUNDS TERRORISM

DIRTY LAUNDRY/THE END OF THE INNOCENCE, DON HENLEY (TIE)