Every summer and every winter, R5’s Punk Rock Flea Market on 9th and Spring Garden some of the coolest band shirts and old records Philadelphians have to offer — but also some of the weirdest crap in the city. Here at The Key, we like to showcase some of that weird crap. Here’s this summer’s 16 weirdest things we found at the Punk Rock Flea Market! Enjoy.
16. Turkey Wing
…or at least we think it’s from a turkey?
15. Zippo book
14. Turtle Shell
There’s lots of animal parts this time around.
“I have a photographic butt memory.” – Tina Belcher
12. LEGO head/bucket
I would imagine this is for decoration more than practical use.
11. Tesla Shirt
Everybody’s favorite physicist!
I don’t even know what to say about this.
“See this” is right.
8. Communist Shirt
Why is there always something related to communism at these things?
7. Bloody Duck
Also blood. Why is something always covered in blood?
6. Sk8r Skeleton
He was a skeleton boi / she said see ya later boi. (I tried.) Wondering if anybody tried haggling for the skeleton plus those two jars of TidyCat.
5. Doll Parts
“Yeaaaaah, they really want you, they really do.” You never know when these will come in handy.
4. Pecker Paperclips
3. Giant Zombie Dolls
Again, with the blood.
2. Headless mannequin
Perhaps it’s more of a statue? I actually don’t want to know.
The old “girls will like it because it’s pink!” fallacy.
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