The 16 weirdest things we found at this summer’s Punk Rock Flea Market

#punkrockfleamarket #philadelphia been a few years since i got to come through… lotta wares!

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Every summer and every winter, R5’s Punk Rock Flea Market on 9th and Spring Garden some of the coolest band shirts and old records Philadelphians have to offer — but also some of the weirdest crap in the city. Here at The Key, we like to showcase some of that weird crap. Here’s this summer’s 16 weirdest things we found at the Punk Rock Flea Market! Enjoy.

16. Turkey Wing

Punk Rock Flea Market | Photo by Tom Beck for WXPN

…or at least we think it’s from a turkey?

15. Zippo book

14. Turtle Shell

There’s lots of animal parts this time around.

13. BUTTS

“I have a photographic butt memory.” – Tina Belcher

12. LEGO head/bucket

I would imagine this is for decoration more than practical use.

11. Tesla Shirt

Everybody’s favorite physicist!

10. BABIES

I don’t even know what to say about this.

9. Pinhead

“See this” is right.

8. Communist Shirt

Why is there always something related to communism at these things?

7. Bloody Duck

Also blood. Why is something always covered in blood?

6. Sk8r Skeleton

He was a skeleton boi / she said see ya later boi. (I tried.) Wondering if anybody tried haggling for the skeleton plus those two jars of TidyCat.

5. Doll Parts

“Yeaaaaah, they really want you, they really do.” You never know when these will come in handy.

4. Pecker Paperclips

No comment.

3. Giant Zombie Dolls

Again, with the blood.

2. Headless mannequin

Perhaps it’s more of a statue? I actually don’t want to know.

GWAR lunchbox

The old “girls will like it because it’s pink!” fallacy.